Movie Plot: Ugly bugs want to crawl all over the planet and other postcards.

Opening: Wrong number

Invention exchange: Re-comfy bike, new playing cards

Host segment 1: Mike calls the Mads and catches them off guard

Host segment 2: Crow's latest screenplay: "Peter Graves Goes to the University of Minnesota"

Host segment 3: Tom's standup routine is heavy on grasshopper jokes

End: "No grasshoppers before this film," post-card, Bert I. Gordon special effects, Mads are boxing

Stinger: "Alright, men. Into the woods!"

b: 25-Nov-1993